Moths **Cringes**

Why do Moths gotta be so damn ugly looking and Fast as all hell?
I swear Floridian Moths are out to get me...
Whenever I am talking to my best bud...
They start their attack plan...
this one is the biggest so far..
and the SOB is perched ontop of the computer moniter..
slowly fluttering its cotton looking wings thinking as it watches me "Imma get her right thurr... yessir Imma fly around her pretty little head and scare her... yessir I sure is.."

Stupid nasty Moths!!!

I can see it now.. the news heading on tomorrows news broadcast...

"Tourist, female age- approximately 22, was brutally attacked and severally injured by what the Locals here call the Floridian Devil's Moth*. It beat its terribly large brown and white cotton wings at her, causing sever head and chest trauma to the young woman. According to witnesses, at approximately 4am, her Father, David, woke up to a loud rapid "beating" noise and ran to his daughters aid, but it was already too late, according to the father, she was already laying on the floor twitching as the Devil Moth watched from his perched seat on the computer moniter. 'She was just talking to her best friend, like she usually does at this time on the 'puter, when out of no where.. the damn thing attacked her.' Local Police are unsure of how badly these attacks can get, but it is known to have a Midget Dog with you at all times, it seems to be their only weakness. More news at 5."

* made up name- but seems to fit the little punks.